Recent Poll Suggests Nation Struggling to Believe that Ted Cruz has had Five Affairs

A new nationwide poll conducted after the National Enquirer's allegation that Ted Cruz has had five affairs suggests that nearly 95 percent of the country is having a hard time believing the report.

Representatives at Galaxy Polling reached out to 5,000 households around the country and asked how truthful they believed the article to be. Out of the 5,000 polled, 88 percent concluded that they firmly disbelieved the allegations and an additional seven percent stated they found the claim highly doubtful. Of the five percent that confirmed that they believed the National Enquirer's allegations, four percent reported that they hated the presidential candidate so much that they were willing to believe any negative statement about the man, regardless of evidence.

The research company did provide an opportunity for individuals to voice the reasoning behind their skepticism.  A common trend resulting in the resounding denial of the claim stems from the fact that American citizens seemingly refuse to believe that five women would have willingly subjected themselves to the sexual advances of the Senator.

One woman went on record stating, "You're trying to tell me that five different women on different occasions agreed to have sexual intercourse with that monster? I just don't buy it. Not for a second. That implies that they would have to see him naked and let him touch them. There's just no way." This kind of sentiment was common, especially among women, who the presidential hopeful is polling with at just under one percent.

When asked if the Texas Senator had a response to the allegations or the poll results, the campaign press secretary simply released a statement saying, "Donald Trump and the National Enquirer are cowards."

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