During Recent Interview Ted Cruz Accidentally Admits His Favorite Thing to Hunt is People

Senior staff for Cruz has been on damage control since the Republican presidential candidate’s blunder during an interview with Anderson Cooper on Monday.

The campaign’s press secretary released a statement Tuesday morning stating, “Everybody down south knows that Mr. Cruz was referring to the famous wild boar named David. To think that this man of extreme faith enjoys hunting people is absolutely preposterous. Senator Cruz only enjoys hunting wild boars.”

During the CNN interview, which has now been viewed on YouTube over 2.5 million times, when asked about his favorite hunt, the senator’s eyes appeared to glaze over before he intimately whispered, “David.”

A stunned Anderson Cooper went on to ask, “David, sir? Is this a famous animal perhaps?” After a few moments the Texas Senator appeared to snap out of the daze before answering, “What? Yes, wild boar. David, the famous wild boar of course.”

 Donald Trump seized on the opportunity, simply tweeting, “@TedCruz – Ted Cruz hunts people. Not a good guy. Bad for America. Don’t hunt with Ted. #RIPDavid”

The interview blunder couldn’t have come at a worst time, as the senator attempts to establish himself as the only viable anti-Trump candidate left in the field. After the now infamous confession, rumors and allegations that Ted Cruz may be the Zodiac Killer have once again started to surface.

Ted Cruz and his staff have refused to comment on the allegations, but in an attempt to assuage the minds of primary voters, the candidate released a picture of himself next to a wild boar kill Tuesday evening with a caption, “David the boar.” 

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