It's Just a Little Locker Room Collusion - What's The Big Deal?

The week after comically admitting to light treason, Donald Trump Jr. took to Fox News to once again attempt to clear his name. Appearing on Fox and Friends morning broadcast, the president's son told the hosts, "I don't even understand why this is a big deal. Go to a locker room anywhere in the country and I guarantee guys are setting up meetings with lawyers from adversarial countries to help their dads. I mean boys will boys, right Steve?"

A staff member at the show, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells Probably Legit that it was the most uncomfortable they had ever seen host Steve Doocy.  Steve then prompted Donald Jr. with a talking point given to him by the President's administration - "Just a little locker room collusion, yeah?"

Not knowing when to be quiet, Donald Trump Jr. continued. "Exactly, this is a total non-issue. It’s like the lying main stream media has never even been in a locker room. I mean, I didn't even tweet out any of the really bad emails. This was nothing. That Russian couldn't even get us access to the cyber attackers we wanted. And she was gross. Zero value to us at all. And a zero out of 10 if you know what I mean. Dad hated her. But to be honest, I had totally forgotten about the whole meeting until this silly witch hunt."

Stunned, co-host Alisyn Camerota thanked the president's son and cut to commercials.  

The staffer at Fox and Friends concludes, "After that, all of his assistants and lawyers came in and told him what a great job he did. Total madness; did they just hire friends and family as ‘lawyers’ who have never done this before? These people are almost impossibly dumb. That was his best take out of five tries. I don’t think we can even spin this anymore."

The President of the United States issued an official statement on Sunday in a series of tweets - “My son is completely innocent. Witch Hunt! If this was so bad, why didn’t Hillary and Obama stop it? Many people are saying because they are the ones that set it up. They should be the ones who are investigated. No point even investigating Don Jr. I would just pardon him. Did you know presidents can do that? Not many people do.”

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