Donald Trump Vows To Build a Wall Around Colorado After Receiving Zero Delegates

After Ted Cruz captured all 34 delegates at Colorado's party convention on Saturday, Donald Trump took to Twitter in a series of tweets that ultimately culminated in vowing to build a wall around the 'ungrateful' state.

The tweets started Sunday morning when a seemingly confused Trump tweeted, "@colorado. Zero delegates? Is this real?? Totally and incredibly wrong. Way way wrong. Why do you not want to make America great again? I thought you loved me. Can't be real. #mountains"

The tweets almost immediately soured as the candidate appeared to live tweet each revelation about the centennial state. "@tedcruz. You are a rat monster. Lyin' Ted does it again. The game is rigged. No votes. Unfair unfair unfair. Stupid stupid stupid. Dumb state anyway. Why did you set up caucus like this? #weedsmokers "

Although the presidential hopeful made no visible efforts to woo any Colorado delegates and chose to not even visit the state, an angry Trump later tweeted, "@DirtyHippyScumState. Good thing we don't need losers. We only need states that are winners and we will win anyway. Cheaters get a wall and those hippies are going to pay for it. Maybe a dome to keep their weed cloud in and protect the silent majority #polution #newwall"

Donald Trump did not stop there. At a rally in New York on Tuesday, the candidate announced his new plan to build a 'really, really big and great' wall around the ungrateful state of Colorado to thunderous applause.  After being prompted to call out who would pay for this new wall, the raucous crowd screamed in unison, "Dirty hippies!"

The Governor of Colorado, John Hickenlooper, issued a statement Thursday evening stating, "I can't believe I have to say this... but obviously we will not allow Donald Trump to build a wall around our great state. There is absolutely zero chance that will ever happen. Ever."

In typical Trump fashion, after the statement, the candidate took to twitter again announcing, "@johnhickenlooper. It's a dome now. Go smoke a marijuana cigarette and prepare to live in your dome, dummy. It just got 10 feet thicker." 

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